Sterek AU: Stiles is a chess wunderkind and he’s been sent to learn from the world-famous Grandmaster, Derek Hale. The problem is, Derek is obscenely hot and when he’s around, Stiles finds it pretty hard to concentrate on chess. Who cares about protecting your king when you could be protecting your dick. With a condom. For sex. With Derek.
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
Everyone who reblogs this
EVERY SINGLE ONE
Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs
So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently
YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC
If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal
THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS
Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.
When I say shitty fanfics
I mean shitty fanfics motherfuckers
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
If there were hunters out there like Sam and Dean, or a secret organization called Torchwood, or the Doctor showing up, or fairies or wizards or demigods or whatever,
the ONE thing that would keep it completely secret
is if someone wrote a book or made a TV show about it
because by doing an internet search, all that would show up
would be the show or the book
and people will assume it’s fiction
but… what if?
blinking is like clapping for your eyes
just remember that ur eyelids are always applauding u and cheering u on even if nobody else is
This website is so inspirational
why do teenage boys care about if a girl is a virgin or not like are you that eager to be the first to disappoint me
Rachel said you actually proposed to her.
I am Ellen.
I just…what… I don’t…my brain doesn’t…like…what.
I had depressions
When I took it..
at this point i dont even feel like a real person i’m just 50% sarcasm and 50% tv shows
How to bid.
Supernatural part 1.
Jensen’s genuine surprise and the way he completely cracks up! He is so sweet!
It’s like he doesn’t even know how attractive he is
the 6th gif gives me life
8th keeps me warm at night
If you ever think how white people act in horror movies is just a stereotype remember that my grandma used to work in an insane asylum and for fun during her downtime on the night shift she would wander around the abandoned tunnels under the asylum where 8 people had died
what the fuck your grandma is metal as fuck